Another Lewis

Although this poem has been interpreted many ways, I think he's really speaking about family life. Perhaps it's time to start handing out additional rations.

This was charming, no doubt: but they shortly found out
That the Captian they trusted so well,
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.

He was thoughtful and grave-but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew
When he cries "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
What on earth was the helmsman to do?

Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes;
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."

But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
Said he HAD hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
That the ship would NOT travel due West!

But the danger was past-they had landed at last,
With their portmanteaus, and bags:
Yet at first the crew were not pleased with the view,
Which consisted of chasms and crags.

The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
And repeated in musical tone
Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe-
But the crew would do nothing but groan.

He served out some grog with a liberal hand,
And bade them sit down on the beach:
And they could not but own that their Captain looked grand,
As he stood and delivered his speech.

"Friends, Romans, and coutrymen, lend me your ears!"
(They were all of them fond of quotations:
So they drank to his health, and they gave him three cheers,
While he served out additional rations).

"We have sailed many months, we have sailed many weeks,
(Four weeks to the month you may mark),
But never as yet ('tis your Captain who speaks)
Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!