Stamp of Approval

This morning I went to the post office here on campus to purchase some postage stamps. I was offered a selection of three styles. Disney characters, Ronald Reagan, or Dr Seuss. I snapped up the Seuss stamps without giving it much thought. But now I'm wondering if there is someone trapped inside of the USPS trying to send out a secret message. If you are that person and are reading this right now, please reroute the Publishers Clearing House winning ticket to my address. Once the check clears, I promise to come rescue you.